icantbelieveitsalawblog:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

icantbelieveitsalawblog:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

(via futuresailorwebb)




Ugly girls try to be pretty and are judged, pretty girls do whatever the fuck they want and are praised…



I know it’s not very lady like..

But I like cursing. When shit goes down I love saying awe shiit. Or when I stub my toe, or drop something it’s satisfying to say dammit. When I hate something there’s no better way to explain my hatred than saying: dude, fuck (insert hatable noun)


allow yourself to legitimately like someone. even if you get hurt, let yourself know for sure it will never work out…just give yourself this one, okay?


people need to fuck off.


graduated. no biggie!
hoo-yah AE

graduated. no biggie!

hoo-yah AE


love standing middle of the night watch…

PAUSE. not.


the guys...

John: if you were a chick you'd be straight, huh?
Colin: no, i'd be scissoring until my clit fell off.

today,

i become attractive, thin, and mentally stable.


you are honestly the weirdest person i know, but i really like you…… i promise, i can get a butt if necessary…